வாழ்க்கை பாடம்

அனுபவங்கள் படிப்பதற்க்கு நன்றாக இருக்கும், நமக்கு சில சமயங்களில் உதவியாக கூட இருக்கும்.

ஆங்கிலத்தில் வந்த அப்படி பட்ட மின் அஞ்சல் ஒன்றை இங்கு பதிகிறேன்.

lessons in life.

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to ameeting.On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rubthe lamp and a ghost appears !The ghost says," Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you arethree, I will allow one wish each" So the eager senior manager shouted,I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat andhave no worries.Pfufffff, and he was gone. Now the junior manager could not keep quietand shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty offood and cocktails."Pfufffff, and he was also gone. The boss calmlysaid," I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at12.35pm"

Lesson I : Always allow the bosses to speak first

Standing in front of a paper shredding machine with a piece of paper inhis hand."Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and importantdocument, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?""Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on,inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent,excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shreddermachine. "I just need one copy."

Lesson II - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LAwhenthe American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese areyou?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understandwhatyou mean." The American repeated, What kind of -ese are you?" Again,theJapanese was confused over the question. The American, now irritated,thenyelled, "What kind of -ese are you .. Are you a Chinese, Japanese,Vietnamese!, etc......???" The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am aJapanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked:What kind of 'kee' was he. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What doyoumean what kind of '-kee' am I?!" The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee,donkee, or monkee?"

Lesson III - Never insult anyone.

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and aFrench,who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle,a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of thebottle, He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will giveeach of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shoutwhat you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will cometrue."The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted"WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchmanwas so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" andimmersed himself into a pool of vodka.The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was socontented with his beer pool.The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenlyhe steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,SH*T!!!!!!!........."

Lesson IV - Think twice before you say something, because sometimesaccidents do happen